WHEN: Thursday, June 29, 6.30-8:00 p.m.*
AGES: Auditions are for those 18 years and over ONLY.**
PREPARE: No more than one minute of a pop, rock, or current B'way song that shows your range. Please sing a capella. A cold reading will also be required.***
THE STORY: There's a new tenant at Armadillo Acres, and she's wreaking havoc all over FL's most exclusive trailer park. When Pippi, stripper on the run, comes between the Dr. Phil–loving, agoraphobic Jeannie and her tollbooth collector husband, the storms begin to brew.
*NOTE: To make an appointment for an alternative audition date, contact Producing Artistic Director, Amber L. Turner, at firstname.lastname@example.org. Casting is at the discretion of Ms. Turner ONLY.
**This production is rated R and has adult situations, language, and dark humor. If you are shy or have genteel sensibilities, this is probably not the show for which you should audition.
***A copy of the script will be made available in advance, but may not be removed from the Studio. Contact Ms. Turner via e-mail to MAKE AN APPOINTMENT to peruse the script. Please do not "drop in."
JEANNIE Garstecki (35-45+) (Belt and Mezzo) Faded beauty, agoraphobic
NORBERT Garstecki (35-45+) (High Baritone) Difficult marriage, simple man
PIPPI (28-35+) (Big Belt) Stripper, gotten by on looks, dancing, petty theft
DUKE (24-28+) (Rock Tenor) Pippi's possessive BF, not the brightest guy
BETTY (38-50+) (Rough Belt) Mother hen, grounded, earthy, dry
LINOLEUM (30s) (Belt) Self-absorbed, smart-ass, wild, fieriest of “Girls”
DONNA (Pickles) (18+) (Belt) Dimmest of ”Girls,” sweet, blissfully ignorant